It’s a new week and we are graduating to step six!

how to draw a napkin 6-6

Step 6a-6d: See steps 1a-1d.

Step 6e: Move 515 miles to first college out of high school.  Miss first semester because of being blown up.

Step 6f:  Move 919 miles to second college because first college closes down.  Lose girlfriend.

Step 6g: Move 3,072 miles to third college because you can’t afford the second college. Get Religion.

Step 6h: Graduate from 3rd college. Get married, have kids.

Step 6i: Move 2,399 miles to go to graduate school. Have car crash that should have been an omen.

Step 6j: Move 2,431 miles to second graduate school because you get kicked out of first graduate school for being a crappy artist.

Step 6k: Graduate from Graduate school.  Start looking for jobs.

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Concept, drawings and commentary by Marty Coleman, who wasn’t really as crappy an artist as the professor said, but was still pretty bad.

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Fact of the day

There are over 2,700 colleges and universities in the US as of 2009.  My immediate family has gone to 12 of them and graduated from 5 (so far).

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