It sounds worse than it was, but it was bad.

 

Steps 9a-9d: Repeat 1a-1d

Step 9e: Watch as wife drifts away from relationship.

Step 9f: Watch as company where I have dream job goes bankrupt.

Step 9g: Become unemployed.

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Concept, drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who didn’t actually almost drown himself in a big reusable jelly jar glass.

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Fact of the day

The average American spends 4 years at a job. In Portugal the average is 12.5 years.