This ain’t nothin’ but another future.

 

The Futures of the Past

 

Pet Peeve Rant

A pet peeve of mine are the Facebook posts that brag about how great the past used to be. How we didn’t have seat belts and we didn’t die, how we didn’t have the internet and we played in the mud and we didn’t die. How we had respect for our elders and we didn’t die.  That grandma cooked things from the garden and from stuff given by a neighbor and we didn’t die.

The upshot of all that is ‘The past we had was great because we didn’t die.’

There is then of course a comparison to now.  Now we have fat kids on the internet who don’t play in the mud and they are going to die.  We have seat belt laws and that takes away our freedom to die.  Other peoples’ kids are brats and they are going to cause themselves or others to die.  Our country is going down the toilet because of all these terrible people who weren’t raised right and that is going to cause us to die.

The upshot of that second part is, ‘the past was much better, the present sucks and the future is going to suck even more and as a result we are all going to die.’

Style and Culture

And this really shows up in style and culture. The saggy pants? They show humanity has fallen.  Forget that the same person who says the saggy pants suck also says the old style of the high waisted shorts from the 80s suck too.  Low sucks, high sucks.

Music today sucks of course. Why? Because it’s not the old music, which was much better and proved we were geniuses back then. And people allegedly making music now?  They suck and their music sucks because they aren’t as great as we were.

It All Sucks

Here is the truth; if you think the present and future suck it’s because you are becoming an old curmudgeon who has forgotten how your grandparents said the same thing about your generation. It’s because you gave up on discovering new music and movies and art and literature. It’s because you are afraid to see your world disappear but you are even more afraid to explore the world today. So you sit and complain about things you haven’t really explored or tried to understand.  You judge because judging feels good and backs up your prejudices and inclinations.  

It’s All Great

Here is another truth;  the youngest generation doesn’t really care what you think.  They are on to you. They listen to your rant and know you are speaking from ignorance.  They know their music is awesome and their art, and their movies. They know their food and attitudes and work ethic and a million other things are just fine.  They don’t need your approval.

Barbarian Truth

The truth is the worst of the older generation has ALWAYS condemned the world to destruction at the hands of the younger Barbarians at the gates.  Ancient Greek curmudgeons complained about the younger generation 3,000 years ago and it hasn’t stopped yet.

How To Not Be A Curmudgeon

And the other truth is the best of the older generation stays open to what each new generation has to offer and does it’s best to understand it on the new generation’s terms, not their own. They keep an open mind about music and art and tattoos and clothing and style and words and sex and ways of understanding the world.  They are the ones who stay young and engaged in the world today.

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Drawing and rant by Marty Coleman

Quote by Yogi Berra, 1925 – not dead yet, American Baseball player and Paul Valery, 1871-1945, French poet

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