This week I am going to highlight some of my favorite quotists; the authors, aphorists, journalists and commentators who have contributed the most over the years to The Napkin Dad Daily.


First up, Oscar Wilde

An irish wit if ever there was one, Oscar Wilde lived in the 1800s and ruled the literary world for some time with writings such as ‘The Picture of Dorian Grey’ and ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’.

Unfortunately, the Victorian laws ruled over the land and when it was discovered he had committed ‘the sin that isn’t mentioned’ he was thrown in jail.  When he got out he departed for France, never to return.

Nonetheless, he did not lose his wit.  The story goes that on his death bed he still had enough left in him to give what has to be the wittiest final words in history, “Either those curtains go, or I do.”  The curtains stayed and he went.  A variation on the final words is sometimes quoted as, “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.  One or the other of us has got to go.”


Oscar Wilde holds a dear place in my heart solely because my eldest daughter, Rebekah, loved reading him when she was a teenager. She would always be telling us various quotes and when I was drawing the napkins and putting them in their lunches (
read that story here) my most frequent quotist was Mr. Wilde.



Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily

Quote by Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900, Irish writer and wit