“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.”
Drawn on 6/9/2009
“She occasionally stumbled over the truth but hastily picked herself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.”
Quote by Winston Churchill, commenting on a political opponent who had insulted him earlier.
Drawn on 6/16/2014
“Life is much more unexpected…than I expected.”
Quote by me.
Drawn on 6/13/2004
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“Extroverts are introverts who haven’t had their fill yet.”
“to keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
“You won’t love your neighbor if you don’t know your neighbor.”
“If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.”
“People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than the honesty.”
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
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“Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.”
Drawn 6/5/2018
“A single hair casts a shadow.”
Drawn on a napkin 6/22/2020
“Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man’s desire to understand.”
Drawn 6/7/2011
“What happens to the hole when the donut is gone?”
“What happens to the donut when the hole is gone?”
Drawn 6/9/2011
“To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
Drawn 6/29/2011
“Extroverts are introverts who haven’t had their fill yet.”
Drawn 5/10/2014
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“Don’t love hating people” – Sarah Haines
“Self-pity makes even the simplest problem almost impossible to solve.”
Drawn 6/9/2010
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
Drawn on a napkin 6/6/2016
“Never miss an opportunity to make others happy even if you have to leave them alone to do it.
Drawn 6/10/2015
“An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies…all the stupid men.”
Drawn 6/8/2010
“Blindspots don’t want to be seen.”
Drawn 6/1/2016
“You’re so ugly.”
“Really? I was trying to look like you today!”
Drawn 6/19/2014
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“Hatred does not cease by more hatred but only by love.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” – Voltaire
“A career is made in public, talent in private.”
“If hate has a shape it is of a boomerang.”
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.”
Drawn 6/30/2011
“Consequence is no coincidence.”
Drawn 6/21/2016
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