What the heck is that thing, anyway? Why is purple duck-lip guy (girl?) kneeling and kissing it? What is its purpose and value?
Green comb-over guy doesn’t know. All he knows is someone has something he doesn’t have and that makes him jealous and envious. He will now pay a lot of money to get a gold thingamajig just like it.
I wish I had a hundred of them in my garage to sell.
Drawing © Marty Coleman
“Lots of people know a good thing the minute the other fellow sees it first.” – Job Elmer Hedges, republican primary candidate for NY governor in 1912 & 1914.
