Embarrassment #2 – Being Born by Marty Coleman | Feb 8, 2011 | 0 comments IF I were a comedian, this would be the title of Chapter #1 of my life story. If I were a scientist, it would not be. (sung to the tune of ‘If I Were A Carpenter’) Drawing © 2019 Marty Coleman | napkindad.com Quote by Wilson Mizner Like this:Like Loading... Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name Email Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.