Here’s my ‘Marriage’ series from earlier this year.
Click on the images to go to the original post and read the commentary.
Round Peg, Square Hole – Marriage #5
How To Become A Philosopher – Marriage #4
The Marriage Blossom – Marriage #3
How To Start a Fire – Marriage #2
The Ideal Wife – Marriage #1
This week I am going to be posting entire series for you to revisit. Today we recap last week’s series on Television. Click the image to go to the original posts and read the commentaries. If you would like to purchase one of these (or any) napkins, just let me know at napkindad@martycoleman.com.
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I Love Television But…#1
I Love Television But…#2
I Love Television But…#3
I Love Television But…#4
I Love Television But…#5
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Drawings by Marty Coleman, who loves television
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Here’s another of my ‘marker test napkin that I turned into something’ napkin.
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The 13 bodyless girl ghosts tried to get in the beach club but the doorman wouldn’t let them in. Though they were very pretty, they didn’t meet the dress code. They pressed up against the club window and watched everyone inside dance the night away. That made them sad and they cried a lot.
They later went home to the bodyless girl ghost bunkhouse and talked about how they had to figure out how to get bodies. Their plan got as far as the question, ‘Who do we know who doesn’t have a head?’ before they fell asleep and dreamt of having to pee.
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Drawing by Marty Coleman, who thinks they should have been let in.
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Ghosts love the smell of lemons
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It’s some sort of progress that today is day #5 of Television week.
For all the education that can come from TV, and yes I do believe a huge amount of education does come from TV, there is the ability for information to come out from all sorts of sources. And those sources aren’t always going to be intelligent or forward thinking. They aren’t changing their mentality just because their audience now one million instead of one thousand. Because of that the potential and proven damage is greater.
This is especially true in the world of sexism. We watched during this past US election cycle as a number of candidates said some things that were hard to believe. Probably the most egregious of these statements came from Akins in Missouri. He stated that he had been told by doctors that a woman who is being ‘legitimately raped’ had a built in protection in her womb that would kick into gear and stop the woman from getting pregnant. He was rewarded for his ignorance of science by being defeated. He was also rewarded with scathing criticism from all sides for general stupidity.
What does this have to do with Television? It has to do with it because, just as on the Internet, you can have all sorts of ignorant, damaging and inaccurate information coming at you. There is no way to know what is true unless you work diligently to get a broad range of information, which many people are not going to do because they either think the broader world of information out there is dangerous, secular or demonic, or they are too lazy and don’t care to investigate and learn. Either way we end up with many people believing ideas, and implementing policy based on those ideas, that have already been proven to be scientifically false. They are going backwards and it is damaging and embarrassing for the US and it’s citizens.
We have to be diligent and stand up for what is true in the world against those who would take us backwards. And no, it won’t ever end. We will have to fight forever – on TV, the internet, and wherever else we see the stupidity and resulting damage being done.
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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman
Quote by Aldous Huxley
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Trivia question answer from yesterday
Question: What caused Philo T. Farnsworth, the inventor of the Television to proclaim, ‘This has made it all worthwhile.” ?
Answer: Neil Armstrong’s first steps on the moon – July, 1969
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I am here to educate you that today is #4 of my Television series.
Some Television is fire food. That means it’s really HOT and it burns you. How were you educated? By being taught not to eat that food again. With the food you need to drink a lot of cold water and just wait for the heat to pass.
When I first started working at Eulipia Restaurant in San Jose, California back in 1981 the kitchen staff tested me a bit. The dishwasher (who eventually moved up to head chef actually) gave me two pieces of green pepper. He said they were both mild, but I knew better. I ate them both, knowing I could handle hot peppers pretty easily. My eyes watered a bit, no big deal. They saw I could handle it. But I made the mistake of wiping my nose while I still had the oil from the pepper on my fingers. The oil caught part of the moisture from my nose and traveled up into my sinuses. It was PAINFUL and my left side of my face felt like it was going to explode! It took a long time for that to go away. I was educated by the fire food that day!
With TV it’s the same way. It can’t be unseen, you are stuck with this grotesque and painful image in your head that actually hurts your brain. You might have to take a cold shower, or change your pants. You might have to go to hypnosis counseling to rid yourself of the memory. It’s really not the type of educational TV you want to watch more than once, if at all.
What is an example of this kind of TV in your mind?
Some Television is Fine Food. It’s the type you eat slowly. You savor it. It enlightens you, teaches you, something new about how tastes and textures can combine to give you a sublime experience. You might even go back to the restaurant as soon as you can so you can have the same dish, the same experience, again.
Linda and I went out for our anniversary last weekend. We went to Bodean’s, a seafood restaurant in Tulsa. It easily ranks at the top of our restaurant list in terms of quality. Amazing food. The type of food you want to cut into little pieces and eat slowly so you can make it last a long time.
The fine food TV show is the same way. It’s something you savor, amazed at the concept, script, the acting, the sets, everything. You watch it again because you know you will see new things you didn’t catch the first time. It enlightens you, teaches you something new about life, history, psychology, relationships, science, faith, and more. You feel empowered after watching the show.
What shows are Fine Food for you?
Some Television is Fast Food. You aren’t there to have a sublime eating experience, you are there to feel a need, get some food in your belly and be done with it. You might have a hankering for it, like comfort food.
Like me and a quarter pounder. I barely ever have one, but when I want one, I REALLY want it. It tastes good yes, but it is really just a cheap thrill that I want, nothing fancy, nothing complex or sophisticated. I wanted one last week after having my colonoscopy and I indulged. Then I had that same hankerin’ again last night, coming home from a photo group library session. And I indulged again. I think I will need to discipline myself for a while, until this hankerin’ lets go of me!
Fast food TV is the same way. It’s pretty mindless entertainment, it is unlikely to teach us anything new or profound. It is ok in small doses but if your TV watching time is filled with it, you might be wasting your time without even the side benefit of learning something.
What is your fast food show?
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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman
Quote by Nicholas Johnson
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What caused Philo T. Farnsworth, the inventor of the Television to proclaim, ‘This has made it all worthwhile.” ?
Come back tomorrow for the answer
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