The freckled ghosts with no bodies huddled together when they started to trick or treat in the cold. Penelope had her best lipstick on but no one answered the door at the beach house.
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Drawing and story by Marty Coleman
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Trivia of the Day
There is no scientific name for the fear of candy.
What more is there to say – have fun and be safe!
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Drawing by Marty Coleman
Quote by Anonymous
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Fact of the day
Fear of Halloween is known as Samhainophobia. Samhain is the ancient pagan festival that Halloween descended from.
A Short Short Story
The bodyless ghosts crowded up against the sliding glass door, scared by the cawing birds and wanting to come in to watch the game.
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Drawing and short, short story by Marty Coleman
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Fact of the day
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! That song is on my iPod run mix.
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Finally Step 10!
Step 10a-10d: See 1a-1d
Step 10e: Get divorced after 20 years of marriage.
Step 10f: Start dating woman from church who is also getting divorced.
Step 10g: Stop dating woman from church and introduce her to guy in Sunday School.
Step 10h: Have woman from church say she can’t ever talk to me again because her new boyfriend I introduced her to is jealous.
Step 10i: Go internet dating.
Step 10j: Have some wonderful girlfriends who aren’t quite the right fit.
Step 10k: Meet woman on match.com, think she is cool and date her for 2 years, with a break up in there somewhere.
Step 10l: Meet woman from match.com’s daughter and think she is cool.
Step 10m: Ask woman from match.com to marry me.
Step: 10n: Get married to woman from match.com
Step 10o: Find out woman from match.com’s name is Linda.
Step 10p: Live happily ever after.
This is a great place to stop for a while. I will pick it back up later, maybe doing it once a week or so.
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Concept, drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who thought internet dating was fun.
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Fact of the day
Approximately 1/3 of marriages in the US are step-family involved remarriages for one or both partners.
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It sounds worse than it was, but it was bad.
Steps 9a-9d: Repeat 1a-1d
Step 9e: Watch as wife drifts away from relationship.
Step 9f: Watch as company where I have dream job goes bankrupt.
Step 9g: Become unemployed.
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Concept, drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who didn’t actually almost drown himself in a big reusable jelly jar glass.
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Fact of the day
The average American spends 4 years at a job. In Portugal the average is 12.5 years.
