My mother told I did this many times on the changing table. She also said more than once she did not block it effectively. I probably should have apologized to her for that.
Moms, has this happened to you? Men, don’t wait to be told this story by your mother. Go apologize to her for peeing so rudely. And now that you have control of your limbs and bladder, lift the seat up before and put it down after.
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Better than lowering the seat–save standing to pee for urinals. Sit in the bathroom at other people’s homes and especially for your loved ones.
Lynda, that is something I have heard before and, at least for now, seems pretty darn absurd to me. Let me know of any converts you come across.